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Max [neighbor kid]: “Only what 7 year olds do counts!” Isaac [indignant]: “I count! 1,2, 3, 4, 5”

Richard [asking Isaac to move out of the way]: “Move forward please”
Isaac [counting steps]: “1, 2, 3, 4, how’s that?!”

Richard: “What time does school start?”
Isaac: “8:98!”

Isaac [from the XBox Room]: “Mom! Robots can’t jump!”

Isaac [struggling with shoes]: “These shoes are damnity-stupid!”. [He escaped time-out because I laughed]

Isaac [worrying about death]: “When you die, Jesus gives you toys and takes you to his house.”

I’m a vegetarian now. I don’t eat meat. Not even hot dogs!

About his dolls: “They are going to be babies forever. I accidentally sprayed “Baby Forever” spray on them.