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Isaac: “I’m glad my parents aren’t evil!”

Richard: “Did you wash your hands? I didn’t hear the water.” Isaac: “That’s ’cause you’re old! Old men don’t hear so good.”

Isaac [correcting Richard]: “Pshaw, Winnipeg Zoo? You mean Winterpeg!”

Isaac [swinging a rope]: “I’m gonna wrangle up some cows.”

Isaac [pondering human existence]: “Bad people don’t think life is good.”

Isaac [lying on the bed with his feet in Richard’s face]: “Quit sneezing on my feet! That’s rude!”

Isaac [complaining about his church shoes]: “My foot feels like it is going to throw-up!”

Isaac: “Let’s go see if the frogs are still dead or if they are just pretending for so long”

Isaac [about a new kid on the playground]: “I love her. She’s so nice. Except when she threw sand in my face.”

Isaac [getting ready to go the pool]: “Mom, I’ll change there! Bathing suits are for swimming, not riding in car seats.”