Month: December 2012

Isaac [apropos nothing]:  “If everyone in the world got sick at the same time, it would be bad.  There would be nobody to make sandwiches for lunch!”

Richard [to Isaac coming home from school]:  “You know what tonight is?”

Isaac: “No.  What?”

Richard: “Cub Scouts”

Isaac: “Oh yeah!”

Richard: “Do you know what we are doing at the end of the week?”

Isaac: “Going to a fancy hotel and seeing the [Holidazzle] parade.  That’s gonna be fun.”

Richard: “Guess what else?  You might get to meet my friend Simon who went to the desert  and the mountains with me.  He’s been all over the world doing crazy adventure races.”

Isaac: “Whatever.  Can I have a snack?”

Richard: “I brought home some Stollen Bread from North Dakota.”

Isaac:  “YOU STOLE IT ?!?!?!?!”

*Anglos and others may need to refer to this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stollen

Isaac [singing Yankee Doodle]:  “Mind the music and your step and keep the girls handy.”