September 2011 – Isaacisms

Richard [to Isaac, who is exit…

Richard [to Isaac, who is exiting home wearing a cape and wielding a lightsaber]: “What are you doing?” Isaac: “I have an important meeting”

Richard: “Isaac, how much is a quarter worth?”
Isaac [without even hesitating]: “Fifty thousand dollars!”

Isaac [at the lake]: “I’ll bring my kids here when I grow up.” Richard: “Can I bring your kids here?” Isaac: “If you’re still alive you can”

Richard: “What’s in the jar?”. Isaac: “Either a chrysalis or poop. I’m not sure which.”