Month: February 2012

Isaac [yelling from the kitchen]: “Richard, you gotta come see this!”
Richard: “I’m getting dressed so we can go out to dinner.”
Isaac: “This is way more exciting than putting on pants!”

Isaac [to the server at the restaurant]: “I’d like a salad.”
Server: “What kind of dressing would you like?”
Isaac [with quizzical look on his face]: “Salad dressing.”